my favorite part of episode 2 is when anakin and obi-wan are in pursuit of someone and they chase them into a club and obi-wan just up and makes a beeline for the bar and starts taking shots in the middle of the mission because anakin has been So Extra lately that kenobi just cannot take it sober anymore
anakin: you’re the closest thing I have to a father obi-wan: *knocks back a shot*
Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!
WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS
Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
ss-penguin asked:
Who do you think Shiro’s wingman would be? Personally I like the idea of Lotor trying to help him woo Keith. Meanwhile Lance decides to be Keith’s wingman even though Keith wanted it to be Hunk.
aww both of these are really cute!! I’m always here for Shiro and Lotor hanging out, and I think Lance would definitely like to think he’s an expert on relationship advice (he does this with Hunk in one of the comics). My personal favorite choice is still Allura though cause I love how she just knows Whats Up with sheith in a few scenes lmao,, I think it’s kinda endearing and she definitely seems invested in seeing them find their happy ending with each other,, the way she and Krolia just look so moved when Shiro wakes up for Keith in ALittleAdventure is especially heartfelt to me,,
I ALSO LOV THE IDEA OF KOSMO LIKE WINGMANNING KEITH THOUGH?? JUST TELEPORTING HIM TO SHIRO WHENEVER HE’S SAD?? Kosmo is a Good Boy I just know in my heart he’d know being with Shiro makes Keith happy and would absolutely use his power to facilitate that,,
